"How I can die in USA"

List of ways I can die on the “My Great America” trip (that my friends told me)


- Getting shot on the road in a bad neighborhood in LA
- cheating with the ex-wife of an ex-football player/actor
- Hit by a truck
-Hit by a taxi in Chicago
-Bored to death
- AIDS
- Food poisoning
- Encounter with Big Foot
- Heat stroke
- Hunger
- DUI
- Eaten by a hungry eagle in Nevada
-Suicide.

and

.....excuted in Texas for riding bicycle in a private property.


(....it was fun until I got to realize the reality of this trip.)